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Pepi: Tell me more! I want to know the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan the Cowboy.

To 'shake one's booty' means to 'wiggle one's butt', allow me to demonstrate.


(to Bart) I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too...I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out 'who forgot to pick up who' until the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.


Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the Aquarium Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Do they still sell those frozen bananas?
Lou: I think so.
Chief Wiggum: Lets roll.

Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it.
Homer: Liar!
Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? "Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee! Whee! Push harder dad!"

Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepi.
Homer: Pepi.

Hehehe, Just like Oscar the grouch.

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