The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Burns' Heir" Quotes

(Bart keeps throwing peas at Lisa)
Homer: Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lenny: (pleading for his job without using the letter 'e') I'm a good work... guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Smithers: Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I just don't want to be here, Dad. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Homer wants to keep Hans Moleman as a replacement for Bart.)
Homer: (Kisses Moleman's head.) It's like kissing a peanut.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(After a THX sound effect has destroyed the cinema.)
Grandpa: Turn it up! Turn it up!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--
Mr. Burns: I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!
Milhouse: (dressed as a girl) So much for Plan B.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: (reading cue cards) Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card reads good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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