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Homer

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

(Homer wants to keep Hans Moleman as a replacement for Bart.)
Homer: (Kisses Moleman's head.) It's like kissing a peanut.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz
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