Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz

He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.

Mr. Burns