The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer" Quotes (Page 2)

TV Announcer: (after the Itchy and Scratchy episode) VIEWER ADVISORY: The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Wow. My dad an astronaut. I feel so full of ... what's the opposite of shame?
Marge: Pride?
Bart: No, not that far from shame.
Homer: Less shame?
Bart: Yeah.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Homer: Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!
(Homer turns on the TV)
Man on TV: (pointing and laughing uncontrollably) Ha, ha, you stupid--
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble...
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. (Smithers whispers to him) And by that, I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Scientist: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret -- that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
(A chair swivels round, revealing a Chimp in a suit)
Chimp: No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space, Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon.
Buzz: Second comes right after first!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Default? Woohoo! The two sweetest words in the English language!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it!
Grampa: Oh, of course he'll make it, it's TV.
 • Rating: Unrated

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