The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender" Quotes
Homer: They charge you for parts AND labor? Pick one, buddy. I can do this just fine myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Moe: Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Simon: How do you like LA?
Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!
• Rating: Unrated
Moe: I don't need your fair-weather friendship... is what I'll be saying tomorrow morning.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7
