The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2: "Loan-A-Lisa" Quotes
You're L. Simpson jazzgirl!?!!Nelson
SKINNER! So, you heard about the eleven dollars an hour?!Superintendent Chalmers
The minute you go undercover, it's like you don't even know me!Chief Wiggum
Wow, my first job. Tonight, I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.Nelson
I bet that looked super cool in slow motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.Chief Wiggum
After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.Homer
It's not what you think. I'm researching for a movie where I play myself.Krusty
Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat, I'm not sure if it's THE cat.
$500? that's like ten dead grampas!Homer
Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.