You're L. Simpson jazzgirl!?!!

Nelson

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• Added: October 04, 2010

SKINNER! So, you heard about the eleven dollars an hour?!

Superintendent Chalmers

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• Added: October 04, 2010

The minute you go undercover, it's like you don't even know me!

Chief Wiggum

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• Added: October 04, 2010

Wow, my first job. Tonight, I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.

Nelson

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I bet that looked super cool in slow motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.

Chief Wiggum

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After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.

Homer

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• Added: October 04, 2010

It's not what you think. I'm researching for a movie where I play myself.

Krusty

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Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat, I'm not sure if it's THE cat.

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• Added: October 04, 2010

$500? that's like ten dead grampas!

Homer

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• Added: October 04, 2010

Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.

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• Added: October 04, 2010