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The-simpsons

You're L. Simpson jazzgirl!?!!

Nelson

SKINNER! So, you heard about the eleven dollars an hour?!

Superintendent Chalmers

The minute you go undercover, it's like you don't even know me!

Chief Wiggum

Wow, my first job. Tonight, I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.

Nelson

I bet that looked super cool in slow motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.

Chief Wiggum

After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.

Homer

It's not what you think. I'm researching for a movie where I play myself.

Krusty

Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat, I'm not sure if it's THE cat.

$500? that's like ten dead grampas!

Homer
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