The Simpsons "Loan-A-Lisa" Quotes
Nelson: You're L. Simpson jazzgirl!?!!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER! So, you heard about the eleven dollars an hour?!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: The minute you go undercover, it's like you don't even know me!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Nelson: Wow, my first job. Tonight, I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: I bet that looked super cool in slow motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Krusty: It's not what you think. I'm researching for a movie where I play myself.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat, I'm not sure if it's THE cat.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Homer: $500? that's like ten dead grampas!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
