Marge: Any minute now, he'll scamper through that doggy door.
Homer: Any minute now, I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.
Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl: Any minute now, you'll be stuck with her brood.
Patty and Selma: Any minute now, this pooch will know she's screwed.
Marge: My hearts tells me to trust him.
Patty and Selma: But your head knows he's a hound.
Homer: I want to do the right thing.
Moe: Come on! With all this high class tail around?
(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)
Fleas: Any minute now, our girl will make a brand new start.
Patty and Selma: Yes!
Marge: Any minute now, I won't care that broke my heart.
Marge and Homer: Annnny minnnute nooooow.

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Franklin Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I'm recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor.
(Crowd cheers)
Franklin Roosevelt: Somebody please remind me to move them back.
Japanese Ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.

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Dang it! I wanted to know what else was bullocks!

</i> Rich Texan

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Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols!

Announcer

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Bart/Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty year business relationship!
Jimbo/Steve Jones: I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
Bart/Johnny Rotten: Slag off!

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This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. (Laughs Goofy-style)

</i> Goofy

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Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing! You are no longer welcome at CBGB's--Comic Book Guy's Bar.

</i> Comic Book Guy

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You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!

</i> Dogcatcher Willie

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They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.

Homer

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Marge: A carnival? What's so romantic about this?
Lisa: Bye!
Bart: See you later!
(Bart and Lisa run off into the carnival.)
Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall.
(Homer and Marge chuckle.)
Homer: That was the best Christmas ever.

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