I thought it went really well, until I swallowed the whistle.

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Did someone say snack?

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Bart: Anything I can get for you, Lady Milhouse?
Milhouse: I'm not a lady! It's a spell! A spell you said you'd reverse!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

He was a good man. (He rips of Skinners leg and eats it) A good, moist man.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
Marge: Sunny? I never have to look out the window again.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Skinner: Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now spaghetti night at Papa John's. And your $1,500 deposits will not be refunded.
Homer: (excitedly) Ooh! Papa John's.

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• Added: December 22, 2010