I thought it went really well, until I swallowed the whistle.

Homer

Did someone say snack?

Homer

Bart: Anything I can get for you, Lady Milhouse?
Milhouse: I'm not a lady! It's a spell! A spell you said you'd reverse!

He was a good man. (He rips of Skinners leg and eats it) A good, moist man.

</i> Apu

Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
Marge: Sunny? I never have to look out the window again.

Skinner: Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now spaghetti night at Papa John's. And your $1,500 deposits will not be refunded.
Homer: (excitedly) Ooh! Papa John's.

The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 17 Quotes

(to Marge about her Internet surfing success) I'm proud of you, Mom! You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Lisa

Ha ha ha ha. I have taught you well. (Thinking to himself) Too well.

Ronaldo