The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Marge Gamer" Quotes

Skinner: Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now spaghetti night at Papa John's. And your $1,500 deposits will not be refunded.
Homer: (excitedly) Ooh! Papa John's.
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Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
Marge: Sunny? I never have to look out the window again.
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(After the Shadow Knight fries Skinner's character)
Apu: He was a good man. (He rips of Skinners leg and eats it) A good, moist man.
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Bart: Anything I can get for you, Lady Milhouse?
Milhouse: I'm not a lady! It's a spell! A spell you said you'd reverse!
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Homer: Did someone say snack?
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Homer: I thought it went really well, until I swallowed the whistle.
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(Exhausted while refereeing Lisa's soccer game for the first time, he vomits into a pylon.)
Homer: Could someone bring me another barf cone?
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Homer: I don't need a soccer lecture from a hillbilly!
Cletus: That's hill-william to you, sir!
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(After her game character is killed by Bart's)
Marge: I was killed--by my own son!
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Bart: Jumpin' Johnnycakes! Those dames are cheesed!
Homer: Son, I'll never understand women if I live to be 40.
Bart: Big if!
Homer: You said it! Enjoy me while I last. (Both laugh)
Bart: Want to go slam a few beers?
Homer: Want to watch me?
Bart: You know it! (Both leave for Moe's.)
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