The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys" Quotes
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
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Dan: Fat Tony, a word?
Fat Tony: How about meringue?
Dan: That's a great word.
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Fat Tony: We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
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Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
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Total Quotes: 4