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Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.


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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 5 Quotes

Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.

We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.

Fat Tony