The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Stark Raving Dad" Quotes (Page 2)

Homer: (talking in sleep) Cakes, football, boobies.
Michael Jackson (Leon): Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Lisa, her teeth are big and green, Lisa, she smells like gasoline, Lisa, da-da-da disa, she is my sister, her birthday, I missed-ah!
Michael Jackson (Leon): Uh, no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael Jackson (Leon): The training wheels, come off your bike, you start to notice boys you like, a-hee hee hee.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Bart: Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister.
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: (Answering phone) Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
Homer: Boy! When I get home, I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck--
(The mental doctors suddenly gasp and look at Homer.)
Homer: --and smother you with kisses.
Bart: Dad, whatever they got you on, cut the dose!
 • Rating: Unrated

Guy with Mustache: Then one Monday morning, I got up. I got up, I couldn't leave the house. I just couldn't.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Guy with Mustache: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.
Homer: Was it raining?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: (about Homer being in a mental institution) Oh my God, Mother was right!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Things change when you hit the big 1-O. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

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