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(about Principal Skinner) Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!

Bart

Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

Principal Skinner

Helen Lovejoy: Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty. We'll probably be home by dinner time.
Jasper: Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.

That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Freddy Quimby

Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

Marge

Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.

Bart

I lost all feeling in the left side of my body.

Milhouse

The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!

Otto
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