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That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Freddy Quimby

Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

Marge

Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.

Bart

I lost all feeling in the left side of my body.

Milhouse

The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!

Otto
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

Bart: See Lisa, they don't need my help proving Freddy innocent.
Lisa: That's because Mayor Quimby is buying his nephew's freedom.
Bart: The system works.

Bart: (trying to buy a ticket at the Aztec Movie Theater) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right?
Ticket seller: Yeah, I guess you are right. Enjoy Boob-a-rama, sir.