The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Quotes

Otto: The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!
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Milhouse: I lost all feeling in the left side of my body.
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Bart: Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.
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Marge: Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Freddy Quimby: That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!
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Helen Lovejoy: Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty. We'll probably be home by dinner time.
Jasper: Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
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Principal Skinner: Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
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Bart: (about Principal Skinner) Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief Wiggum: Oh my God! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.
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Principal Skinner: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder. If I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.
Homer: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, boy. (singing) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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