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Bart plays hooky from school and becomes a witness to the Mayor's son's supposed assault of a waiter.  The only catch that if Bart tells the truth, he'll have to admit to skipping school.  Meanwhile, Homer is chosen on the jury for the trial.

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.


Bart: See Lisa, they don't need my help proving Freddy innocent.
Lisa: That's because Mayor Quimby is buying his nephew's freedom.
Bart: The system works.