Bart plays hooky from school and becomes a witness to the Mayor's son's supposed assault of a waiter. The only catch that if Bart tells the truth, he'll have to admit to skipping school. Meanwhile, Homer is chosen on the jury for the trial.
Bart: See Lisa, they don't need my help proving Freddy innocent.
Lisa: That's because Mayor Quimby is buying his nephew's freedom.
Bart: The system works.
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Bart: (trying to buy a ticket at the Aztec Movie Theater) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right?
Ticket seller: Yeah, I guess you are right. Enjoy Boob-a-rama, sir.
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