The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Color Yellow" Quotes

Lisa: We're 1/64 black!
Bart: So that's why I'm so cool.
Lisa: And that's why my jazz is so smooth.
Homer: And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Marge [as Mabel]: Now let's take you to a place where a black man can blend in... Canada.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: I'll take that secret to my grave, or urn, or medical school dissecting table or wherever you're dumping me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Burns: Colonel Burns, why ... I haven't heard my father's name in years.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse [reading diary]: After that fateful day I could never even look at Eliza again. It didn't help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty: A little schmutz, a little schmear, and presto, you're part of the underclown railroad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer [to Bart]: To the library? Can you believe we're married to those nerds?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: The motto of the Simpsons is: "quit while you're ahead."
Marge: I made it into a sampler.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa [reading Eliza's diary]: A week ago, I had no idea of what the future would bring, which I guess is true of everyone all the time
 • Rating: Unrated

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