The Simpsons

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I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!


Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.


This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.


Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.

Krusty [as Santa]

I'm sure in the 25 years of Earth time you've been gone, your parents have been worried.


After NAFTA, a lot of these jobs went to the South Pole.


Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.

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