The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawed Couple" Quotes

Marge & Homer: Go love making!
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Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nelson: I like to come up here and make fun of the sunset. Hey gas ball! You suck!
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Homer: They killed Graystache!
Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth!
(Throws book at Homer)
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Nelson: Here, take this. (Hands Bart an oxygen tank)
Bart: Where'd you get this?
Nelson: Off some dude.
(We see a dead scuba diver)
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(Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.)
Nelson: Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it?
(She whacks him on the head with a spoon.)
Bart: Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
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Nelson: Bart where are you going? I saved you a seat, best friend.
Lisa: Ha-ha!
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Homer: (Tucking Lisa into bed) Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
 • Rating: Unrated

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