The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 20: "The Spy Who Learned Me" Quotes
Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.Homer
Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.Marge
Marge: Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
Homer: But you're not-
Marge: Just zip it.
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.