Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.

Homer

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• Added: May 06, 2012

Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.

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• Added: May 06, 2012

This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.

Marge

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• Added: May 06, 2012

Marge: Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
Homer: But you're not-
Marge: Just zip it.

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• Added: May 06, 2012

Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.

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• Added: May 06, 2012

Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.

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• Added: May 06, 2012