Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.


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Homer Simpson, Moe Szyslak
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 20: "The Spy Who Learned Me"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 20 Quotes

Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.

Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.