The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 19: "The Squirt and the Whale" Quotes
Maybe the blood will scare the sharks off.Homer
Homer: Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale, so I got you a pet that will never die: An invisible dog.
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
It was my idea to put the whale in the water.Homer
How hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in a well or a Mexican prison. But that would make a great movie!Homer
Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.
From now on, the Simpsons are living intermittently.Homer
I'm not made of money, I'm made of man meat and an a skeleton.Homer
South Park - We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared.Chalkboard