The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale" Quotes
Homer: Maybe the blood will scare the sharks off.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale, so I got you a pet that will never die: An invisible dog.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Comic Book Guy: Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: It was my idea to put the whale in the water.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: How hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in a well or a Mexican prison. But that would make a great movie!
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: From now on, the Simpsons are living intermittently.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Homer: I'm not made of money, I'm made of man meat and an a skeleton.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chalkboard: South Park - We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9