The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror II" Quotes (Page 3)

Mrs. Krabappel: Well, class the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by... ''some guy.'' And our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland.
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: (answers phone) Moe's Tavern... Hold on, I'll check. (aloud) Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
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Mr. Burns: Damn it, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Little do they realize their days of suckling at my teat are numbered.
Smithers: Oh, in the meantime, sir, may I suggest a random firing? Just to throw the fear of God into them?
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Mr. Burns: Behold, the greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat-o-nine-tails!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Oh, Smithers, I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet!
Smithers: Sir, his family might appreciate it if you returned the brain to his body.
Mr. Burns: Oh, come on, it's 11:45!
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Mr. Burns: Every bone shattered . . . organs leaking vital fluids . . . slight headache . . . loss of appetite . . . Smithers, I'm going to die.
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Kodos: It looks like the Earthlings won.
Kang: Did they? Right now they have a board with a nail in it. But they won't stop there. Soon they will make bigger boards with bigger nails until they make a board with a nail in it so big it will destroy them all!
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Kang and Kodos: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
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Kang and Kodos: People of Earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
 • Rating: Unrated

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