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Lisa: I wish for world peace!
Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you!

Bart: No more fooling around, paw, I wish for The Simpsons to be rich and famous!
Homer: Now you're talking!
Lisa: Yaaaay!
Marge: My purse just exploded!
Homer: Come on everybody, we're going to the fanciest restaurant in town!

Homer: That Monkeys Paw is going to make our dreams come true!
Maggie: suck
Lisa: Oh no! Maggie made a wish! (the family hear a car horn)
Homer: Oooh! A luxury car! Good Maggie!
Marge: (someone's at the door, she opens it) Ooh, a new pacifier.
(The car drives off)
Homer: D'oh!

Hey, If you don't like it, go to Russia!

Homer

Smithers: (Over P.A.) Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
(Homer is still dozing at his post)
Smithers: Wake up, Homer! (Homer awakens)
Smithers: You're fired.
Homer: For what?
Smithers: For sleeping on the job.
Homer: How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: We've been watching you on the surveillance camera.
Homer: Camera? (Spots the camera) D'oh!

Homer: (In Morocco) How could Princess Grace live in a dump like this?
Lisa: Dad, that was Monaco!

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!

Kang and Kodos

People of Earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!

Kang and Kodos