The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7: "Treehouse of Horror II" Quotes
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
Kang and Kodos
Kodos: It looks like the Earthlings won.
Kang: Did they? Right now they have a board with a nail in it. But they won't stop there. Soon they will make bigger boards with bigger nails until they make a board with a nail in it so big it will destroy them all!
Every bone shattered . . . organs leaking vital fluids . . . slight headache . . . loss of appetite . . . Smithers, I'm going to die.
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns: Oh, Smithers, I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet!
Smithers: Sir, his family might appreciate it if you returned the brain to his body.
Mr. Burns: Oh, come on, it's 11:45!
Behold, the greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat-o-nine-tails!
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns: Little do they realize their days of suckling at my teat are numbered.
Smithers: Oh, in the meantime, sir, may I suggest a random firing? Just to throw the fear of God into them?
Damn it, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
Mr. Burns
(answers phone) Moe's Tavern... Hold on, I'll check. (aloud) Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
Moe
Well, class the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by... ''some guy.'' And our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland.
Mrs. Krabappel
Hey, this is fun, isn't it! We're gonna die, aren't we!
Otto
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
Homer
People of Earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
Kang and Kodos
