Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.

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Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous.

Homer

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The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.

Marge

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Waiter: I hope you are enjoying your sushi.
Marge: It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial says.

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