Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.

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• Added: March 30, 2014

The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.

Homer

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Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.

Superintendent

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• Added: March 30, 2014

Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?

Dolph

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• Added: March 30, 2014