The Simpsons
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Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.
The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.
Homer
Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.
Superintendent
Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?
Dolph
Emojis! Now she's gone to far.
Homer
Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.
Homer
That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.
Homer
Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.
Nelson
Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.
Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?
Homer
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.
Homer
