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Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.

Woman 1: When will we meet the count?
Woman 2: Do you think he'll like us?
Man: I've heard rumors he's mysterious.

Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?

Bart: (Crashes through window) Party's over, Serpent.
Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.

(after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story - an ending!

Homer

Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.

Bart

Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me!
(Snake shoots Homer)
Homer: Or my wife!
(Snake shoots Marge)
Homer: Or my--
Marge: Shut up!

Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.

I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.

Moe

Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!

Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9 AM!?

(to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.

Dolph
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The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

Bart: Finally someone who does whatever I say!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.
Bart: Get lost!
Milhouse: Yes, master!

Did someone say snack?

Homer