The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.
Woman 1: When will we meet the count?
Woman 2: Do you think he'll like us?
Man: I've heard rumors he's mysterious.
Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?
Bart: (Crashes through window) Party's over, Serpent.
Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.
(after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story - an ending!Homer
Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.Bart
Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me!
(Snake shoots Homer)
Homer: Or my wife!
(Snake shoots Marge)
Homer: Or my--
Marge: Shut up!
Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.Moe
Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!
Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9 AM!?
(to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.Dolph