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Simpson! I'll teach you to make a Poupon me!

Principal Skinner

Oh my god! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby and the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog!

</i> Apu

Milhouse: Lisa, if I don't make it back, there's a letter in my locker I want you to read.
Lisa: I've already read it.
Principal Skinner: We've all read it.

Lisa: I've got something! The sixth grade security camera shows three empty desks.
Principal Skinner: Enhance!
(Camera zooms in on desk with "Skinner Stinks" carved into it)
Principal Skinner: De-hance! De-hance!

I've got a man down! Well, not a man, a very special boy.

</i> Bart

If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they would have a tummy full of pocket garbage.

Marge

Skinner: Okay, you have a deal, you conniving little (whispers in Bart's ear)
Bart: Wow, that's a swear!?
Skinner: Used as a noun, it is.

Son of a beachball, they escaped.

Bart

Now this crossword is nothing but swears.

Dolph

Jack Bauer: The following takes place between 2:34 p.m. and 3:04 p.m. Or maybe it's a.m. Whichever one is the morning one. Not that one.

Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!

Previously on 24 I mean The Simpsons.

Jack Bauer
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The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

Did someone say snack?

Homer

I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrots

Marge
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