The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
For further communication I will require more beans.
Homer
Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.
Homer
I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...
Homer
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.
Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
Lisa
This place is beautiful as a the side of a Coors Lite bottle. The kind my dad used to leave in te bathroom.
Neslon
I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry.
Bart
Same garbage, different dumpster.
Bart
Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
Yar, just plastic. Which is healthier than what you find in the ocean.
Sea Captain
I do have a place you can go, where a man with sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
Marge
So much violence on the surface world, I'm going back.
Homer
