The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes

Season 23 Episode 22: "Lisa Goes Gaga"

Gaga dancers (chanting): There is no over the top, there is no over the top.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Nelson: Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Wiggum (on Ralphie): Ah he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 21: "Ned 'N' Edna's Blend"

Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Hmmm...historically inaccurate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sea Captain: I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Lisa: Mr. Szyslak I have feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
Moe: Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 20: "The Spy Who Learned Me"

Homer: Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
Homer: But you're not-
Marge: Just zip it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 19: "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"

Homer: Choke on my numb blue hands.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show.
 • Rating: Unrated

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