The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
It's Homer before his boobs came in.
Bart
Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.
Homer
A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?
Homer
Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
Homer
Oh my God Particle!
Frink
Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.
Moe
Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.
Marge
You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.
Homer
Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.
If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?
Moe