The Simpsons

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You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 1 Quotes

If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?

Moe

Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.