The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.
A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.
Milhouse
He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.
Lisa
Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.
I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.
Milhouse
Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?
Patty
Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.
The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.
Homer
Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.
Superintendent
Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?
Dolph
Emojis! Now she's gone to far.
Homer
