The Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.
A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.Milhouse
He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.Lisa
Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.
I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.Milhouse
Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?Patty
Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.
The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.Homer
Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.Superintendent
Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?Dolph
Emojis! Now she's gone to far.Homer