United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 5: "Doin' Time"

Kate: Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some f***ed up racial pancake s**t.
Marshall: Mrs. Butterworth isn't black; she's just filled with syrup. She's clear.
Kate: Hmm...she's a clearcasian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: Do you even know what that means?
Marshall: No not really.
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Police Officer: Is this your wife sir?
Max: Who knows?
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Charmaine: But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.
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Season 2 Episode 4: "You Becoming You"

Tara: Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Who's the parent around here?
Kate: No one!
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Tara: I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...
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Courtney: I think it's supposed to be hard.
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Kate: Got it, like Barbie - no holes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.
Marshall: Starting to hate you.
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Charmaine: On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!
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Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.
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Season 2 Episode 3: "The Truth Hurts"

Max: All I've done is be good to you. All I've ever done is be good to you.
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Marshall: Can I ask you something, what does dogs in a bathtub mean?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: This s**t is biblical. Here I'll smoke you out.
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Pammy: It's always the diseases fault, not just someone being an a**hole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: Bull sh*t you just think all white people look alike.
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Tara: Marshall is dating a girl? I guess that makes sense on opposite day.
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Tara: I just can't tell him I am transitioning again.
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Season 2 Episode 2: "Trouble Junction"

Buck: I couldn't stay away from you Pammy.
 • Rating: Unrated

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