The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 10: "The New Deal"

Elena: Vampires, hybrids and originals? No problem. My rebellious brother? I'm worried.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Klaus: Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jeremy: None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Elena: He's gonna kill Jeremy.
Stefan: Not really my problem.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Damon: You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: Rick, hey. When did you return to the living?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. [KISSES ELENA]
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jeremy: What's the point of this?
Tyler: The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: The Stefan that we know is gone.
Bonnie: How is Damon handling that?
Elena: Damon is... Damon.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Homecoming"

Klaus: Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Stefan: I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Katherine: Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, It keeps trying to fight its way back in. Sometimes I let it.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: We're never getting Elena back, yo uknow that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Elena: We'll survive this. We always survive.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tyler: Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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