Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.


So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?

There's an abandoned music shop down the way. I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle.

Matt [to Enzo]

Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.

Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.

Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.


Aw, my besties are buds again. Let's go make a deal.


My mother was practically ripped out of my arms and sent to a TB ward. You don't move on from that. You find distractions.

Stefan [to Lily]

You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

Stefan [to Lily]

Damon: So, who's up for a little old fashioned hostage swap?
Alaric: Does agreeing to go mean you putting on pants?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]