The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 12: "The Ties That Bind"

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon: Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Klaus: Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Our Town"

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Stefan: To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Klaus: All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tyler [to Caroline]: Even though I wanna put you first, before anyone, I can't. And I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Damon: Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Episode 10: "The New Deal"

Damon: There's something you should know. Stefan didn't screw us over, well he screwed us over but he had a good reason. He saved Klaus to save me.
Elena: What? Why would he even do that?
Damon I don't know... I feel like such an idiot.
Elena: Why?
Damon: For thinking that for one second I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
Damon: For wanting what I want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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