[to Jo] Look how far you've come without magic. You didn't get here with people telling you you weren't strong enough.

Liv

Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?

Damon

[to Luke and Liv] I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers, but I gotta say, it sure is nice to be around family for the holidays.

Kai

Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?

Damon

Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.

Tyler: I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe from your crazy ass witch family. You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
Liv: So what I'm a prisoner here? Do I look like Rapunzel?
Tyler: Well...actually.

Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

Huh, I guess this is that uh anti-magic border. Which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls and no vampires around to stop him. Whoops.

Kai

Elena: I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. They were only half mine.
Damon: We'll make new ones.

She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.

Damon

We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men...Stefan's.

Damon

Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.

Alaric

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.