Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Stefan: Huh.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.
I've played football before. Wide receiver mostly, I'm pretty good.
Stefan
Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?
Damon
Ivy: Now tell me something I don't know about you.
Stefan: I'm a vampire.
I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.
Damon [points to Mystic Grill]
Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.
Missing Bonnie makes me sad Jer. Missing Damon makes me dangerous.
Elena
Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?
Alaric
I don't know what to say. I was actually just trying to think of what Bonnie would say.
Caroline
Enzo: I heard you dropped out of school.
Caroline: And I heard that you were a lurker who was spying on my life.
I have super-sensitive hearing. I'm practically supernatural. Do you believe in the supernatural Ivy?
Enzo
Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.
