Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.

Tyler [to Liv]

Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.

Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.

Damon

Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!

Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.

Alaric

She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.

Damon

Elena: I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. They were only half mine.
Damon: We'll make new ones.

Huh, I guess this is that uh anti-magic border. Which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls and no vampires around to stop him. Whoops.

Kai

Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

Tyler: I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe from your crazy ass witch family. You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
Liv: So what I'm a prisoner here? Do I look like Rapunzel?
Tyler: Well...actually.

Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.