Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.
Damon
Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!
Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.
Alaric
She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.
Damon
Elena: I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. They were only half mine.
Damon: We'll make new ones.
Huh, I guess this is that uh anti-magic border. Which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls and no vampires around to stop him. Whoops.
Kai
Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.
Tyler: I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe from your crazy ass witch family. You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
Liv: So what I'm a prisoner here? Do I look like Rapunzel?
Tyler: Well...actually.
Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.
Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?
Damon
[to Luke and Liv] I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers, but I gotta say, it sure is nice to be around family for the holidays.
Kai
Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?
Damon
