I happen to like my old sadistic self?

Damon

I can be bitter, party of one.

Caroline

Bonnie we're happy, can't we just act like it?

Jeremy

I'm the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.

Katherine

I mean I've seen Damon at his worst Caroline and I actually think he enjoys the way it makes him feel. It's like the more pain he can cause, the more reasons there are for people to hate him. He wants to confirm everyone's lowest expectations of him.

Stefan

Okay so when I lost my human nature, I also lost my game. Where are you?

Alaric

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Damon [points to Mystic Grill]

Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.

Missing Bonnie makes me sad Jer. Missing Damon makes me dangerous.

Elena

You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.

Stefan

Cut him some slack. He lost his brother. Granted said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac, but still.

Elena [about Stefan]

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.