Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.
Stefan
I'm annoyed. I'm going through a highly emotional situation right now and you're just sitting there mocking me.
Caroline [to Stefan]
So was Kai right about me? By turning into a vampire, I completely changed?
Elena
Just get out of here, don't look back.
Elena [to Tyler]
I'm not gonna calm down. I would've done anything for you. And you chose death over me.
Tyler [to Liv]
Lily: I took your advice and I've been dabbling on Stefan's computer. What a wondrous invention -- all that knowledge.
Damon: And videos of cats riding robot vacuum cleaners.
Damon: Eh, a hundred and fifty years is a long time to care.
Elena: Says the guy who pined for Katherine Pierce for a century and a half.
[to Tyler] If Matt dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?
Caroline
Damon: You get a night, Stefan. A night to beat yourself up, do your shame spiral, and then you have to go after Caroline.
Stefan: I don't need a night. I'll find her.
Do you know how many times I've died, or nearly died? Most of those times were at the hands of people I thought were my friends. I'm sorry, not people. Vampires.
Matt
Well, Matt lives to hate vampires another day, Stefan's on Caroline duty, and I just introduced Mom to Uber. I'm taking bets on which one goes South first.
Damon
Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.
