Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.
Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.
Georgie: You don't think I'm crazy?
Ric: You don't even approach the threshold of the crazy I've seen.
Stefan: My brother's a lot stronger than you think.
Sybil: No, he's not.
Caroline: You have no right to cut me out of this. Those are my kids!
Stefan: And you're going to be my wife, and Ric is my friend, and Damon is my brother. I have the chance to fix this for all of us so that's what I'm gonna do.
Caroline: You can't blame this on me!
Ric: Why not, Caroline? My kids should've never been involved in this.
Caroline: Our kids.
Ric: My kids. They're mine, Caroline. Mine and Jo's.
Bonnie: I just hope you know I appreciate how hard you fought to get back to me.
Enzo: It's what I do. It's what I'll always do.
Damon: Update from the outside world.
Stefan: I don't care.
Damon: I do. I care so much it hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt because my lovely humanity is back on and I'm seeing the world through rose colored glasses.
Bonnie: Meet Justin Timberlake, audition for American Idol, be on MTV's Spring Break.
Enzo: High aspirations, indeed.
Bonnie: Okay, don't mock my tweener self.
Stefan: Really?
Bonnie: Oh, let go of me.
Stefan: What do you care what happens to Elena, huh? In a minute you're going to be dead, anyway.
Bonnie: And you are going to be human.
Caroline: I feel like Mystic Falls just isn't as safe as it used to be.
Matt: Tell me about it. Is that ancient tupperware?
Caroline: [laughs] Elena, Bonnie and I made our own time capsule when we were eleven. Buried it right under this tree and I cannot believe it is still here.
Damon: Have a little faith, huh?
Alaric: Why don't you save that question for someone who has never killed you.
