It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Damon

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

Damon

Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

Damon

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Elijah: I think the term youre looking for is: OMG?

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What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Caroline

He doesn't want to feel, he wants to be hated. It's just easier that way. He got his wish. I hate him, Stefan.

Elena

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon

Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon

They say if Silas rises, he'll unleash Hell on earth. I happen to like earth the way it is.

Kol

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.