I've been dead before. I got over it.

Damon

A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

Damon

Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure and become human? You're no one, nothing. Trust me, losing that cure was the best damn thing that ever happened to you.

Damon [to Rebekah]

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?

Give me your glass. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

Alaric

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Stefan: How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.

My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

Caroline

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon

Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.