I walked out last time. Now it's your turn.

Tyler [to Carolin]

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]

How's my dress? It screams safe and predictable. Am I right? Or am I right?

Stefan: Define "out."
Damon: One who hovers and sticks his nose in other people's business. Wait... I was defining "annoying."

The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.

Damon

Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.

Katherine [to Nadia]

So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?

Stefan [to Damon]

I happen to like my old sadistic self?

Damon

Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.

I can be bitter, party of one.

Caroline

Bonnie we're happy, can't we just act like it?

Jeremy

Bonnie: She would kill you.
Damon: Cool and then me and all her dopplegangers can start a baseball team on the other side.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.