Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.

You're gonna flood Mystic Falls with dead creatures so you can ask a 2,000-year old witch for not one but two favors?

Katherine

Damon: There's something you should know. Stefan didn't screw us over, well he screwed us over but he had a good reason. He saved Klaus to save me.
Elena: What? Why would he even do that?
Damon I don't know... I feel like such an idiot.
Elena: Why?
Damon: For thinking that for one second I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
Damon: For wanting what I want.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

sorry for being such a disappointment to you Elena.

Isobel

You incessant woman! Hey Mom! What's up?

Klaus/Tyler

I know how that being back here reminds you of how much we need you, how much I need you.

Caroline

Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Hey, take it from me. Even heroes can’t save them all.

EMT [to Stefan]

Let me summarize them for you. You're a dick.

Caroline [to Stefan]

The only person worse at being a vampire than me is you.

Elena

Bonnie: I hope you're not going to set me on fire. I know that's what you do.
Cade: That would not be a good way to start our lesson.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.