Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Damon

It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Damon

My problem is that everyone thinks I shouldn't have one!

Jeremy

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon

Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert's the answer.

Damon

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Stefan

Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.

Damon [to Matt]

I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.

Damon

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

Enzo: This house no longer has an open door policy for the local riff raff.
Bonnie: You're living here, aren't you?

Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Do you like who I am or do you miss who I was?

Katherine [to Stefan]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.