I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.

Damon

I promise I will do everything in my power to make sure we all come back.

Stefan

Look, we don't know what'll happen next to any of us. But we can't let that haunt us. We can't let that make us forget what we mean to one another.

Stefan

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

Caroline: If you can't fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people?
Stefan: Sure you don't need some real food? There's probably a machine around here that vends O-positive.

Elena, I shut off my humanity. I didn't turn into an idiot. The last thing I want to do is give you a reason to ruin my life.

Caroline

You're not exactly innocent. You've made it your life mission to make him miserable.

Elena

I am not sorry that I'm in love with you. I love you, Damon.

Elena

Alaric: You murdered my wife.
Kai: Fiance. It was mid-ceremony if I remember it.

Enzo: You're not a prisoner, Bonnie. I'm trying to keep you safe.
Bonnie: Yeah? Well, you've got a funny way of showing it. Secluded cabin? Sedatives?

Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?

Once whatever crap Enzo gave you is out of your system and magic works on you again I’m going to give you my blood and heal you. Okay? But in the meantime, there’s something Iw ant you to know. You are a terrible friend, you know that? Do you have any idea what I’d have to go through if you’d died today? Years of guilt. Crippling, self-loathing guilt. Not to mention the resentment I’d feel if I was forced to break in a new drinking buddy. You’re not supposed to die for me, Bon. Neither is my brother. But no matter what I say or how hard I drill it into your skulls, you’re not gonna stop trying, which is why I have to take myself out of the equation. It all ends tomorrow. You’ll never have to worry about me again.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.