Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.

Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.

There's always a choice. Whenever you make one, someone else suffers.

Bonnie [to Damon]

Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly.

Anna

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.

It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us.

Elena

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

How's John? Were they able to sew his fingers back on?

Katherine

You're right, little brother. I can forgive you for destroying our hometown because I'm not going to let it happen.

Damon

You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.