Popular The Vampire Diaries Quotes
[to Tyler] If Matt dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?
Caroline
I'm the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.
Katherine
Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.
Alaric: I loved you when you weren't a witch, and I'm pretty sure I will still love you regardless.
Jo: Pretty sure?
Alaric: Yeah, at least 92%.
Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.
Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.
There's always a choice. Whenever you make one, someone else suffers.
Bonnie [to Damon]
You don't need to love me like this. This is who I am now. The old Elena died when she went off that bridge. Let her go.
Elena [to Stefan]
Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly.
Anna
Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.
Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
